The House That Rob Built

Hide the children, pour the liqour and dig deep for a movie ticket, Rob Zombie has released a second "Halloween", in theatres now. Let us go back a few steps. In order to gain liscence to remake John Carpenter's horror masterpiece he had to first shock and rock audiences with the creation of "The Devil's Rejects" and "House of 1000 Corpses". Now we come to the inspiration of these two movies, which is directly derived from the horrific scenes depicted in Rob Zombie's milestone album, "The Sinister Urge".

The year is 2001. Mainstream pop and the pseudo-neo rock/rap fusion would have you believe that Rock is dead when from out of the gates of Hell comes Rob Zombie, letting the world know that dead is better. 11 tracks reminiscent of a whipstitched horror film on speed take you through what is best described in the lyrics as "The house built on sin". With hits like "Feel so Numb" and "Scum of the Earth", this album of undead bar anthems is sure to resurrect anyone's lust for senseless violence and gore. Needless to say, Rob Zombie is a musician that has proven he'll be rocking past the grave.

Since "The Sinister Urge", Rob has made a few solo tracks, the stand-out being the collaboration with the band Drowning Pool "Man without Fear" which was written for the Marvel box office superhero film "Daredevil" in 2003. Rob also plans to return to music with his sequel to his original solo album "Hellbilly Deluxe", but as he moves foward, no fan will ever forget the devastating force behind "The Sinister Urge": the foundation of the house that Rob built.

Opeth's "Orchid"- Art in Season

Epicity is not a word and yet Opeth, a Swedish progressive death metal band, has it in spades. Epicity: the quality of being epic; many bands like Dragonforce and Dream Theatre strive for it and yet fall amazingly short due to their shameless, over-the-top musical antics and two-dimensional lyrics.

In their debut album released in 1992, Orchid, Opeth transported listeners to the "Forests of October" in the twilight hour to witness one of the most cinematic deaths ever captured in music. The album challeged listeners to break away from the 3-minute hook-bridge-hook-bridge-solo-hook music cycle to not just listen to music, but to appreciate moments in music and to experience them the way you would a play or a movie scene.

The album begins with the line "Seven milestones under a watching Autumn eye" and that is exactly what they are. It consists of six songs averaging about ten minutes with an interlude piano track (Yes, a piano track, on a metal album) each of which paints a thematic yet unmistakeably distinct portrait of the pain and spiritual awakening of death. The true value of Opeth however is not in the lyrics or the stories they tell. It lies securely in their composition value and unwavering balance of genres. Envision the story of an epic hero composed by Mozart with a power guitar and replace the choir of heavenly voices with a half blues/half metal vocalist, then throw in a couple of acoustic guitars. If that sounds nearly impossible to pull off, it's because it is, but Opeth did it.

Epicity is not for everyone, but if you're the type of person who seeks liquid intensity in the form of music then Opeth's Orchid is one of the greatest albums you've probably never heard of.